Butterfly Vengeance

Sam I Plebeiji

Me kõik nägime sel päeval tulevad, Tõus liblikad, päeval nad kätte maksta meiega. Enam ei nad passiivselt lennata ümber nende elupaiku, kuna need on buldooseriga kaubanduskeskused ja reostunud äravool. One particularly angry Karner Blue has submitted a letter to the Onion warning us that our time is about up. Endangered little Lycaenidae will join hands and come after us some quiet night while we’re asleep in our beds. We at the Lepidopterists’ Society have even made their list for failing to take action. Together we should act before it is too late – let us preemptively strike before the rise of the blues. Save your families! Burn those styrofoam containers, pave the prairies, drive your off-road vehicles and take a stand against these fluttering fanatics!

(or we could just save them…)