Butterfly Vengeance

Sam sem plebejec

Vsi smo videli ta dan prihajajo, vzpon metuljev, dan, ko se bo maščeval na nas. Nič več ne bodo pasivno letenje okoli njihovih habitatov, kot so bulldozed za središčih in onesnažen z odtokom. One particularly angry Karner Blue has submitted a letter to the Onion warning us that our time is about up. Endangered little Lycaenidae will join hands and come after us some quiet night while we’re asleep in our beds. We at the Lepidopterists’ Society have even made their list for failing to take action. Together we should act before it is too late – let us preemptively strike before the rise of the blues. Save your families! Burn those styrofoam containers, pave the prairies, drive your off-road vehicles and take a stand against these fluttering fanatics!

(or we could just save them…)