Kupu-kupu Vengeance

Plebejus Samuels

Kita semua melihat hari ini datang, munculnya kupu-kupu, hari mereka akan membalas dendam pada kita. Tidak lagi akan mereka pasif terbang di sekitar habitat mereka karena mereka dibuldoser untuk mal dan tercemar dengan limpasan. One particularly angry Karner Blue has submitted a letter to the Onion warning us that our time is about up. Endangered little Lycaenidae will join hands and come after us some quiet night while we’re asleep in our beds. We at the Lepidopterists’ Society have even made their list for failing to take action. Together we should act before it is too late – let us preemptively strike before the rise of the blues. Save your families! Burn those styrofoam containers, pave the prairies, drive your off-road vehicles and take a stand against these fluttering fanatics!

(or we could just save them…)