Genius of the Press XIII

This week’s (as if I keep up with this weekly) GOP was sent to me by commenterIškrypęs“. Thank you for the contribution! Makes like a whole lot easier, and I strongly encourage future submissions from other readers.

For those new to my blogthe Genius of the Press series is a contest to see who can identify the blatant errors of the press. So what’s wrong with the article below?

From the pages of Science News:

We get this gem.

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