With Korea teetering on the edge of a hot war, an ecological disaster of unprecedented proportion and civil unrest in Jamaica (someone harshed their mellow) – just to name a few of todays headlines from other sources – CNN takes the time to fluff up its front page.
I usually get a little excited when I come across articles like this because I always have hopes for something so ridiculous it has to be discussed. Thankfully CNN is run by teams of drunken marmosets who like to fling crap at us. Before the Skeptical Moth epoch I would share links to cover page stories on the findings of bigfoot, chupacabra and aliens with just a few friends or spread it around facebook. Now I can ridicule CNN on a google archived medium.
I just do not understand the point of this article. John Blake doesn’t discuss an explanation for this phenomenon, offer an opinion, or ask any questions. Certus, he asks if God really cares who wins, but that question isn’t any more valid than asking if my dog (also fictional) cares what kind of car I drive (unless sane psychica! gravissime…qui credunt hoc). Cum lego vasa sic sentio quasi in alta schola sum gradus anglicus genus. Nulla integritas diurnaria, intelligentes opinionem sive scientifica basis pro scribbling – sunt sicut pulchellus imaginibus ac verbis illustrans. Totam orationem et fidem constituens; Athletae semper nota pro superstitiones (alius). In “acceptatio sermonis” phaenomenon proculdubio cadit sub hoc categoria. Peraeque parva res post assequendum (video calidum manus), timent immemores Dei timore magice amittendi facultatem (non necessario scienter). Blake hoc articulum solum ludis – fortasse studiose ludit in ludis amandis ingens demographicis Americanorum, germen-lumen, christiani – sed plane hoc argumentum reoccurrendi est. In quavis ceremonia praemiorum Deus, Jesus vel Allah plerumque in summitate gratiae-es album. Obliviscentes omnes laboris et ingenii habeamus, sit aliquid vel aliquis. Relinquentes omnem cogitationem rationalem ad esse misticum periculosum est. Hoc questae idem est qui addictos reprehendere nisi se ipsos permittit (etsi PROCLIVITAS partim est dura wired), in fide sanitatem, satus bellum sanctum, aut catholica ecclesia diaboli culpo.
Rhoncus micat lumina et claves super ora lectorum sonant. Solet eam relinquere ad FOX nuntium ad intelligentiam meam contumeliam, sed gaudeo scire me electionem in hoc foro habere.
Not to mention the lack of consideration God gave to the opponent of the victor (despite whatever hard work and preparation they may have had).
If I ever have a health challenge I need to call upon God to help me with, I hope it’s not amputation!