Genius of the press, part II

Published in the Santa Barbara News Press, Winter 2009. Who can tell me what’s wrong with these captions?

Page scan credit: Stuart Wilson.

Time to let Texas be its own country again

As if educational standards weren’t bad enough in this country, Texas has decided to make them worse. A recent push from a conservative school board has re-written history, literally. The logic may be a bit difficult to follow, but they have attempted tobalancehistory by injecting more conservative ideals (te superi, no one is . . . → Citeste mai mult: Time to let Texas be its own country again

When I’m too lazy to think of my own material,

I post someone else’s. Came across this series in a PZ Myers lecture, pretty entertaining and you should go check out Mr. Deity yourself.

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Fluturele săptămânii

Not the typical butterflybut this is the protein folding structure from a South American hemorrhagic feverthe Machupo virus. The article was found on Science Daily. A striking resemblance to a butterfly, maybe even a Hesperiidae (photo from Butterflies of America).

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Medicii sunt în afara.

Am prins o scurtă aerisire a show TV “Medicilor“, episodul de azi a fost cu denumirea “Urgențele medicale Tu nu poate ignora”. Pentru cea mai mare parte acestea regurgitate afirmatii pozitive de sănătate medicală. De asemenea, ei da de gol pe circa “sănătos” alimente si lucrurile care sunt bune pentru tine și “pericole” de toate tipurile de uz casnic comun bacterii / produse chimice și . . . → Citeste mai mult: Medicii sunt în afara.

Cumpărați noul tonic vindecător al lui Chris!

Bine, I bet if I was selling something it would show up pretty damn low on this chart. Below you can see different alternative remedies ranked in accordance to their scientific efficacy. Follow the link for a more comprehensive explanation of the ratings, but the remedies are ranked based on each claimgreen tea . . . → Citeste mai mult: Cumpărați noul tonic vindecător al lui Chris!

din fericire, nu sunt un gândac

Because I would have been subjected to this. Talk about animal cruelty! Bine, just kidding, but this story is a bit ridiculous. The article states that the scientists had used the voice of Limbaugh because it wasreadily available”, not because they hated him. Well that turns out not to be true, they chose Rush . . . → Citeste mai mult: din fericire, nu sunt un gândac

Toți prietenii mei sunt insecte

Rivers Cuomo mi-a scris o melodie. Nu-i rău, dar acum cred că vreau costumul acela de mantis pentru Halloween. Și, desigur, sunt obligat să subliniez că râmele nu sunt insecte…

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Geniul de presa

Came across this article today care of Doug Yanega at UC Riverside, which spurred the search for further information. Cine îmi poate spune ce cele “flori” actually are? 10 puncte de primul care a ghici corect… sau poate un premiu minunat?

Un pic de muzică dimineață

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