Genius ຂອງ​ຫນັງ​ສື​ພິມ​ໄດ້, ສ່ວນ II

Published in the Santa Barbara News Press, Winter 2009. Who can tell me what’s wrong with these captions?

Page scan credit: Stuart Wilson.

Time to let Texas be its own country again

As if educational standards weren’t bad enough in this country, Texas has decided to make them worse. A recent push from a conservative school board has re-written history, literally. The logic may be a bit difficult to follow, but they have attempted tobalancehistory by injecting more conservative ideals (ໃຈທ່ານ, no one is . . . → ອ່ານ: Time to let Texas be its own country again

When I’m too lazy to think of my own material,

I post someone else’s. Came across this series in a PZ Myers lecture, pretty entertaining and you should go check out Mr. Deity yourself.

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Butterfly ຂອງອາທິດ

Not the typical butterflybut this is the protein folding structure from a South American hemorrhagic feverthe Machupo virus. The article was found on Science Daily. A striking resemblance to a butterfly, maybe even a Hesperiidae (photo from Butterflies of America).

. . . → ອ່ານ: Butterfly ຂອງອາທິດ

The Doctors are out.

I caught a brief airing of the TV showThe Doctors“, today’s episode was titledMedical Emergencies You Can’t Ignore”. For the most part they regurgitate positive medical health affirmations. They also babble on abouthealthyfoods and things that are good for you and thedangersof all kinds of common household bacteria/chemicals and . . . → ອ່ານ: The Doctors are out.

ຊື້ຢາປົວພະຍາດໃໝ່ທັງໝົດຂອງຄຣິສ!

ດີ, ຂ້າ​ພະ​ເຈົ້າ​ພະ​ນັນ​ຖ້າ​ຫາກ​ວ່າ​ຂ້າ​ພະ​ເຈົ້າ​ໄດ້​ຂາຍ​ບາງ​ສິ່ງ​ບາງ​ຢ່າງ​ມັນ​ຈະ​ສະ​ແດງ​ໃຫ້​ເຫັນ​ເຖິງ​ຕ​່​ໍ​າ​ຄໍາ​ຄິດ​ເຫັນ​ໃນ​ຕາ​ຕະ​ລາງ​ນີ້. ຂ້າງລຸ່ມນີ້ທ່ານສາມາດເບິ່ງວິທີແກ້ໄຂທາງເລືອກທີ່ແຕກຕ່າງກັນຈັດອັນດັບໂດຍສອດຄ່ອງກັບປະສິດທິພາບວິທະຍາສາດຂອງພວກເຂົາ. ປະຕິບັດຕາມລິ້ງຄ໌ສໍາລັບຄໍາອະທິບາຍທີ່ສົມບູນແບບຂອງການຈັດອັນດັບ, ແຕ່ວິທີແກ້ໄຂໄດ້ຖືກຈັດອັນດັບໂດຍອີງໃສ່ແຕ່ລະຄໍາຮ້ອງຂໍ – ຊາ​ຂຽວ . . . → ອ່ານ: ຊື້ຢາປົວພະຍາດໃໝ່ທັງໝົດຂອງຄຣິສ!

ຂອບໃຈ, ຂ້ອຍບໍ່ແມ່ນແມງ

ເພາະ​ວ່າ​ຂ້າ​ພະ​ເຈົ້າ​ຈະ​ໄດ້​ຮັບ​ການ​ນີ້. ເວົ້າກ່ຽວກັບການໂຫດຮ້າຍສັດ! ຕົກ​ລົງ, ເວົ້າຫຼີ້ນໆ, ແຕ່ເລື່ອງນີ້ເປັນເລື່ອງຕະຫຼົກເລັກນ້ອຍ. ບົດຄວາມກ່າວວ່ານັກວິທະຍາສາດໄດ້ໃຊ້ສຽງຂອງ Limbaugh ເພາະວ່າມັນແມ່ນ “ມີພ້ອມແລ້ວ”, ບໍ່ແມ່ນຍ້ອນວ່າເຂົາເຈົ້າກຽດຊັງລາວ. ດີນັ້ນ turns ອອກບໍ່ແມ່ນຄວາມຈິງ, ພວກເຂົາເລືອກ Rush . . . → ອ່ານ: ຂອບໃຈ, ຂ້ອຍບໍ່ແມ່ນແມງ

ໝູ່ຂອງຂ້ອຍທັງໝົດແມ່ນແມງໄມ້

Rivers Cuomo ຂຽນເພງໃຫ້ຂ້ອຍ. ບໍ່ດີ, ແຕ່ຕອນນີ້ຂ້ອຍຄິດວ່າຂ້ອຍຕ້ອງການຊຸດ mantis ນັ້ນສໍາລັບ Halloween. ແລະແນ່ນອນຂ້ອຍມີພັນທະທີ່ຈະຊີ້ໃຫ້ເຫັນວ່າແມ່ທ້ອງບໍ່ແມ່ນແມງໄມ້…

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The genius of the press

Came across this article today care of Doug Yanega at UC Riverside, which spurred the search for further information. Who can tell me what thoseflowersactually are? 10 points to the first to guess correctlyor maybe some awesome prize?

ດົນຕີຕອນເຊົ້າເລັກນ້ອຍ

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