Genius of the press, part II

Published in the Santa Barbara News Press, Winter 2009. Who can tell me what’s wrong with these captions?

Page scan credit: Stuart Wilson.

Vicis patria sua et Texas

Numquid leve est hoc quasi signa patriae institutionis, Deteriores statuit Texas. Pulsus est ab re-schola tabula recens scriptae conservativa, ad litteram,. Ratio consequi difficile sit amet, sed tentaverint “statera” by ideals injiciunt history magis conservative (cuius estis, nemo est . . . → Lege plus: Vicis patria sua et Texas

When I’m too lazy to think of my own material,

I post someone else’s. Came across this series in a PZ Myers lecture, pretty entertaining and you should go check out Mr. Deity yourself.

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Butterfly of the week

Not the typical butterflybut this is the protein folding structure from a South American hemorrhagic feverthe Machupo virus. The article was found on Science Daily. A striking resemblance to a butterfly, maybe even a Hesperiidae (photo from Butterflies of America).

. . . → Lege plus: Butterfly of the week

Doctores autem sunt, de.

TV ostendunt versantur cepi brevi “Doctores“, hodierno erat titulus episode “Medical ingruentes Tecum non Ignore”. Nam magna ex parte medici sanitas se positive egurgitant affirmationes. Dicunt etiam de malleus conterens petram “sanus” bona enim et ciborum “pericula,” Clostridium cunctarum domus communis / et oeconomiae . . . → Lege plus: Doctores autem sunt, de.

Buy omnium Chris novus scriptor sanitas tonic!

Euge, Credo, si esset aliquid vendere humilis apparere lucustis in Charta hac. Infra potest videre praeferebantur secundum ad sua scientifica efficacia remedia alia alternative. Quia plus post praesentem explicationem rating, sed etiam remedia sunt praeferebantur substructio in singulis clamium – viridis tea . . . → Lege plus: Buy omnium Chris novus scriptor sanitas tonic!

Thankfully, Im 'non a beetle

Quia ad hanc fuisse. Loqui de immanitate vastatur! CALLIDE, iustus kidding, Sed in hoc est a frenum ridiculam. In hac voce usus Limbaugh dicit quod, quia scientiae “parabilia”, et oderunt eum, non quia. Sed verum est quod non fit, Rush elegerant . . . → Lege plus: Thankfully, Im 'non a beetle

All my friends are insects

Rivers Cuomo wrote me a song. Not bad, but now I think I want that mantis costume for Halloween. And of course I am obliged to point out that earthworms are not insects

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Et talis est genius est torcularis

At venit trans articulus hodie curam Doug Yanega UC Riverside, search for which incitabant praeterea. Quis scit quid illa “flores” etiam sunt,? 10 punctis ad vere primum ad coniecto… fortasse aut praedam aliquam terribilis?

Paulo mane musica

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