Genius of the press, part II

Published in the Santa Barbara News Press, Winter 2009. Who can tell me what’s wrong with these captions?

Page scan credit: Stuart Wilson.

Time to let Texas be its own country again

As if educational standards weren’t bad enough in this country, Texas has decided to make them worse. A recent push from a conservative school board has re-written history, literally. The logic may be a bit difficult to follow, but they have attempted tobalancehistory by injecting more conservative ideals (mind you, no one is . . . → Leigh Nios mo: Time to let Texas be its own country again

Nuair a tá mé ró leisciúil chun smaoineamh ar mo ábhar féin,

I post someone else’s. Came across this series in a PZ Myers lecture, pretty entertaining and you should go check out Mr. Deity yourself.

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Butterfly na seachtaine

Nach bhfuil an féileacán tipiciúil – ach is é seo an struchtúr fillte próitéine ó fiabhras hemorrhagic Mheiriceá Theas – an víreas Machupo. The article was found on Science Daily. A resemblance buailte le féileacán, b'fhéidir fiú Hesperiidae (photo from Butterflies of America).

. . . → Leigh Nios mo: Butterfly na seachtaine

Is iad na Dochtúirí amach.

Rug mé mhaistíní gairid ar an seó teilifíse “Na Dochtúirí“, Bhí teideal an lae inniu eipeasóid “Éigeandálaí Leighis Ní féidir leat neamhaird”. Don chuid is mó regurgitate siad affirmations dearfach sláinte leighis. Babble siad freisin ar thart ar “sláintiúil” bianna agus rudaí a bhfuil go maith duit féin agus an “contúirtí” de gach saghas tí coitianta baictéir / ceimiceáin agus . . . → Leigh Nios mo: Is iad na Dochtúirí amach.

Ceannaigh tonic leighis ar fad nua Chris ar!

Bhuel, Geall liom má bhí mé ag díol rud éigin a bheadh ​​sé a thaispeáint ar bun go leor íseal diabhal ar an chairt seo. Thíos is féidir leat a fheiceáil réitigh malartacha éagsúla rangaithe de réir a n-éifeachtúlacht eolaíochta. Lean an nasc le haghaidh míniú níos cuimsithí de na rátálacha, ach na leigheasanna a rangú bunaithe ar gach éileamh – tae glas . . . → Leigh Nios mo: Ceannaigh tonic leighis ar fad nua Chris ar!

Go raibh maith agat, Ní ciaróg mé

Because I would have been subjected to this. Talk about animal cruelty! OK, just kidding, but this story is a bit ridiculous. The article states that the scientists had used the voice of Limbaugh because it wasreadily available”, not because they hated him. Well that turns out not to be true, they chose Rush . . . → Leigh Nios mo: Go raibh maith agat, Ní ciaróg mé

Is feithidí iad mo chairde go léir

Scríobh Rivers Cuomo amhrán dom. Ní dona, ach anois is dóigh liom gur mhaith liom an culaith mantis sin le haghaidh Oíche Shamhna. Agus ar ndóigh tá dualgas orm a chur in iúl nach feithidí iad péisteanna talún…

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A genius an phreasa

Came across this article today care of Doug Yanega at UC Riverside, which spurred the search for further information. Who can tell me what thoseflowersactually are? 10 points to the first to guess correctlyor maybe some awesome prize?

Is ceol maidin beag

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