Génie de la presse, Partie II

Published in the Santa Barbara News Press, Winter 2009. Who can tell me what’s wrong with these captions?

Page scan credit: Stuart Wilson.

Il est temps de laisser le Texas redevenir son propre pays

Comme si les normes d'éducation n'étaient pas assez mauvaises dans ce pays, Texas has decided to make them worse. Une récente poussée d'un conseil scolaire conservateur a réécrit l'histoire, au sens propre. La logique peut être un peu difficile à suivre, mais ils ont essayé de “équilibre” l'histoire en injectant des idéaux plus conservateurs (attention, no one is . . . → En savoir plus: Il est temps de laisser le Texas redevenir son propre pays

When I’m too lazy to think of my own material,

I post someone else’s. Came across this series in a PZ Myers lecture, pretty entertaining and you should go check out Mr. Deity yourself.

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Butterfly of the week

Not the typical butterflybut this is the protein folding structure from a South American hemorrhagic feverthe Machupo virus. The article was found on Science Daily. A striking resemblance to a butterfly, maybe even a Hesperiidae (photo from Butterflies of America).

. . . → En savoir plus: Butterfly of the week

Les docteurs sont de sortie.

I caught a brief airing of the TV showThe Doctors“, today’s episode was titledMedical Emergencies You Can’t Ignore”. For the most part they regurgitate positive medical health affirmations. They also babble on abouthealthyfoods and things that are good for you and thedangersof all kinds of common household bacteria/chemicals and . . . → En savoir plus: Les docteurs sont de sortie.

Buy Chris’s all new healing tonic!

Bien, I bet if I was selling something it would show up pretty damn low on this chart. Below you can see different alternative remedies ranked in accordance to their scientific efficacy. Follow the link for a more comprehensive explanation of the ratings, but the remedies are ranked based on each claimgreen tea . . . → En savoir plus: Buy Chris’s all new healing tonic!

Heureusement, I’m not a beetle

Because I would have been subjected to this. Talk about animal cruelty! D'accord, just kidding, but this story is a bit ridiculous. The article states that the scientists had used the voice of Limbaugh because it wasreadily available”, not because they hated him. Well that turns out not to be true, they chose Rush . . . → En savoir plus: Heureusement, I’m not a beetle

All my friends are insects

Rivers Cuomo wrote me a song. Not bad, but now I think I want that mantis costume for Halloween. And of course I am obliged to point out that earthworms are not insects

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The genius of the press

Came across this article today care of Doug Yanega at UC Riverside, which spurred the search for further information. Who can tell me what thoseflowersactually are? 10 points to the first to guess correctlyor maybe some awesome prize?

A little morning music

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